To those camping right now at week 2 of Coachella. ..
Your ass will not be able to sleep till like 4 a.m.
I experienced that last week. Cause there were lots of people still unpacking and partying.
And to top it off, my neighbor, was screwing this chick. I could hear everything from, kisses, sucking, ass snacking, and the girls excuse on why she had to go.
Why iPhones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die? Like you plug em’ in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like, “nope, I gotta take some time for myself. Figure out who I am. You hurt me too much the last time. Let me think.”